Post by epsilon on Dec 4, 2010 14:56:19 GMT -6
Anyone else remember Dudelor from baaaaaaaaaaaaaack (years years ago) in the day?
Name : McDarth Ronald
Age : not important
Height : 6'4"
Weight : 241 lbs (amazing considering he's around fast food alot)
Occupation : being an evil burger pushing fast food mascot that practices the ways of the Sauce, the Force equivalent in the Fast Food universe.
General : Resides mainly on the McDeathstar, a huge spaceborne fast food restaurant capable of taking drive thru orders from Happy Meal destroyers ( the ship at the business end of a Happy Meal destroyer's guns normally isn't happy). The McDeathstar is heavily armed and shielded to fend off hostile takeovers from the competition; KFC cruisers make nice target practice in one on one battles. Travels when needed to push, er promote, the cheeseburgers and salty fries that are the livelihood of the McEmpire.
Name : McDarth Ronald
Age : not important
Height : 6'4"
Weight : 241 lbs (amazing considering he's around fast food alot)
Occupation : being an evil burger pushing fast food mascot that practices the ways of the Sauce, the Force equivalent in the Fast Food universe.
General : Resides mainly on the McDeathstar, a huge spaceborne fast food restaurant capable of taking drive thru orders from Happy Meal destroyers ( the ship at the business end of a Happy Meal destroyer's guns normally isn't happy). The McDeathstar is heavily armed and shielded to fend off hostile takeovers from the competition; KFC cruisers make nice target practice in one on one battles. Travels when needed to push, er promote, the cheeseburgers and salty fries that are the livelihood of the McEmpire.